If I Had Legs I’d Kick You(2025)

R
Rated R for language, some drug use and bloody images.
1h 53m

Release Date: Oct 10, 2025 | Limited

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Releases

Original Release | Oct 10, 2025

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Box Office Results

Results

Opening Weekend US & Canada:
$90,267
Total US & Canada:
$1,091,404
Total International
$253,212
Total Worldwide:
$1,344,616

Current Showtimes

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Tue Aug 25
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Thu Aug 27
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Director & Top Cast

Mary Bronstein
Director

Rose Byrne
Linda

Conan O’Brien
Therapist

Danielle Macdonald
Caroline

Delaney Quinn
Child

Mary Bronstein
Dr. Spring

A$AP Rocky

James

Ivy Wolk

Diana

Christian Slater

Charles

Mark Stolzenberg

Parking Attendant

Manu Narayan

Landlord

Ella Beatty

Kate

Eva Kornet

Breathworker

Helen Hong

Eva

Daniel Zolghadri

Stephen

Josh Pais

Brad

Ronald Bronstein

Caroline's Husband

Laurence Blum

Police Officer

Technical Specifications

Sound Mix: Dolby Digital

Other Details

Country of Origin: United States

Language: English

Summaries

Storyline

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.